Old people getting shorter is cute like aw osteoporosis looks sooo adorable on you grandma I wanna put you in my branflakes uvu
I found a word I hate more than “moist”
Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person? I’m as independent as being an 18 year old who lives at home with a mom and siblings allows
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you? My dogs and clique maybe my family.Maybe.
Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not? Ahhh this is tough because I want to experience being old and senile but I also want to not have that feeling of urgency like I’m “running out of time” so I’d take it
Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?Immensely
Ghost is already done thank you sugar!
Siren: I’d have the government stop bringing jesus into who my friend wants to marry and instead make it a law that the cute guy in my neighborhood should notice me already