Hopefully I never get hired at Pet smart because I’ll just spend all day making the hamsters pudgy and naming them all Gerard.
Oh wow thank you so much aw what the hell you’re so sweet come here thank bless lET ME LAY ON YOU
Take feeling of taking a big poo and then imagine having that same poo shoved right back in with one of those burns that feels awkwardly good but only awkward because you can hear Jesus crying and God printing you out a one way ticket to hell
World War lll here we come
Okay. I’m just going to be straight forward about this because there is no other way to say it:
Anal sex doesn’t hurt nearly as much as fan fiction lead me to believe.