I  cannot be held responsible for the things I say or do when hungry.

It depends. Some days I like to pretend I’m already in college living in an apartment with a roommate who’s in love with me but wont say anything for fear of ruining what we already have but what he doesn’t know is that I feel the same and one day he sees someone else flirting with me,gets jealous he and confesses. Then we fuck heatedly on every surface of the apartment….but today I pretended I was on a cooking show

I just scrolled through n saw it ahhh I’m sorry! I went to sleep and tumblr didn’t say I had an ask this morning I’m sorry it was real sweet n lovely thank you so much awaw ;_;

I literally do not understand

This was going to be a post complaining about why you guys don’t send me asks about what I do in the life of me but then I remembered that I don’t do anything.