Mariah.18. I want to sleep.
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Old people getting shorter is cute like aw osteoporosis looks sooo adorable on you grandma I wanna put you in my branflakes uvu

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thankyouforthedildos:

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

thankyouforthedildos:

I found a word I hate more than “moist”

Crevices.

moist crevices sounds like a bad porno oh y god

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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

thankyouforthedildos:

I found a word I hate more than “moist”

Crevices.

moist crevices sounds like a bad porno oh y god

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I found a word I hate more than “moist”

Crevices.

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Someday- The Strokes

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crystalplants:

i lost 2 follwoers for posting a selfie ruUUUUDE

follow this bambi grunge plantegg blog

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paxamgays said: A+ babysitting

We might as well of just left this child with a horse it would’ve been the same outcome only slightly better because there’s a horse

Anonymous asked: Frankenstein, Mummy, Vampire and Zombie and Ghost

Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person? I’m as independent as being an 18 year old who lives at home with a mom and siblings allows

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you? My dogs and clique maybe my family.Maybe.

Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not? Ahhh this is tough because I want to experience being old and senile but I also want to not have that feeling of urgency like I’m “running out of time” so I’d take it

Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?Immensely

Ghost is already done thank you sugar!

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Anonymous asked: Siren

Siren: I’d have the government stop bringing jesus into who my friend wants to marry and instead make it a law that the cute guy in my neighborhood should notice me already