Mariah.18. I want to sleep.
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Hopefully I never get hired at Pet smart because I’ll just spend all day making the hamsters pudgy and naming them all Gerard.

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Anonymous asked: You are so beautiful inside and out. I wish you could love yourself as much as I love seeing your posts everyday. I'm so glad you found someone. I hope your day was good and I hope tomorrow is even better, lovely.

Oh wow thank you so much aw what the hell you’re so sweet come here thank bless lET ME LAY ON YOU

August 31
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Anonymous asked: so how was it

Take feeling of taking a big poo and then imagine having that same poo shoved right back in with one of those burns that feels awkwardly good but only awkward because you can hear Jesus crying and God printing you out a one way ticket to hell

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Anonymous asked: haha I just want to say something totally random, I WISH that gum was real! The gum that made Violet swell up into a big fat blueberry, I would use it to make sooooo many girls bloat up all round like her! LMAO MUWAHAHAHAHA

World War lll here we come

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Okay. I’m just going to be straight forward about this because there is no other way to say it:

Anal sex doesn’t hurt nearly as much as fan fiction lead me to believe.

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